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Voldie the no-nosed reindeer

TheBEASTisnear~1 min read
Humour
First published:
07/12/2017
Last update:
24/04/2026
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21
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~1 min
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Voldie the no-nosed reindeer, had no nose at all, and if you ever saw it, you could even give it back.

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